We are raising money to purchase the Miami Herald before some evil entity gets their hands on it.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Well, who out there has some money to burn? By Geniusofdespair
I want to buy the Miami Herald. I have one missing piece of the puzzle which I was hoping you might supply. Email me where I can pick up your check: Geniusofdespair@yahoo.com.
I did a quick calculation on what I need to collect. The Knight Ridder publishing company owns 8 Miami Herald parcels totaling about $95,000,000 in assessed value. Obviously I don't want the land or the decrepit buildings on them. I will just publish out of my house so I want to purchase the paper's brand and I need a sturdy, reliable copy machine. I would suppose I have to collect at least $7,000 ($2,000 for the paper itself and $5,000 for the laser copy machine). By the way reporters: You get to keep your job and you get a substantial raise for agreeing to house a laser printer in your home and supply your own copy paper.
Jorge: NO ADS FOR YOU!
P.S. In case you have noticed, the COMMENTS are new, not the posts.
As one reader said, he thinks I am some loser guy that probably lives in my mother's basement and spends the day on the computer. Now how accurate is that? We all know Miami is short on basements.